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Top Five Rationalizations For Behaving Selfishly:
1. If you don't watch out for Number One, who will? 2. Everyone else does it. 3. Why let it go to waste? 4. She'll get used to her dungeon. 5. He can't take it with him. --------------------- Top Five things that are blue.
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1) The Limited Edition GrandMaster Electric WidgetWhapper 5000.
2) Batteries for the Limited Edition Grandmaster Electric WidgetWhapper 5000. 3) Limited Extended Warranty Plan For Limited Edition GrandMaster Electric WidgetWhapper 5000. 4) Limited Edition GrandMaster Electric WidgetWhapper 5000 Gift Certificates 5) Limited Edition GrandMaster Electric WidgetWhapper 6000 Top Five Things That You Have Purchased At The Grandstore, other than the Limited Edition GrandMaster Electric WidgetWhapper series and associated products. |
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1) Had to have been "necklacing", a practice of southern African rebels. They pinned your arms by jamming an old tire over your shoulders...and then set it on fire...."Have a good year!"
2) Tree swing 3) Redneck lawn ornament 4) When hero in movie has to escape bad guys by jumping from some great height, a pile is luckily handy for the landing. 5) Being converted into oily smoke at the smalltown factory for the lucrative oily smoke industry. Top Five People Who Have Died While At The Zenith Of Their Fame |
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