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1. They would have Manny
3. They would have Casey Blake, with more RBI's after the 7th and a higher RISP BA than their current 3B. 3. He would bring Roger Clemens back. 4. He picks his nose. 5. He'd never use Mariano Rivera in a tie game. ----------------- Top five Ghosts.
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August 18th, 2008, 05:59 AM
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1) Whenever your soda is uncooked.
2) Makes bubbles for special effects in horror movies. 3) Secret ingredient in popular drink "Dusty Baker's Soda." 4) Spread it on kitchen floor at night and see all the rodent tracks in the morning 5) Enhancing cocaine profits. Top Five Original Names Still Available For Race Horses. |
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August 18th, 2008, 01:32 PM
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Top Five Politicians Who Never Ran For President, But Should Have
1. Colin Powell 2. Byron Dorgen 3. Peter Ueberroth 4. Ted Kennedy 5. Daniel Patrick Moynihan Top Five things you keep on shelves that you can't reach without a chair.
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August 18th, 2008, 04:44 PM
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1) Cleaning solvents...so I'm never tempted to grab em and get to work
2) Button which opens entrance to the GrandCave. 3) My plutonium stash. 4) My other stash 5) The folding chair I use for reaching things Top Five British Invasion Bands Who Were Not The Beatles Or The Stones. |
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August 18th, 2008, 06:46 PM
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Top Five British Invasion Bands Who Were Not The Beatles Or The Stones.
1. Hermnan's Hermits 2. Peter and Gordon 3. The Springfields 4. The Hollies 5. Edison Lighthouse ---------------------- Top Five Indian Casinos.
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August 18th, 2008, 07:14 PM
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1) Walletscalper's
2) Tom A. Hawk's Resort 3) Firewater Creek Casino 4) Makeumwampen 5) Little Big Scam Top Five Word Which You Always Forget How To Spell And Have To Look Them Up |
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August 20th, 2008, 07:06 PM
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1) Electric cat polisher
2) Electric toothbrush 3) Electric toothpaste 4) Electric teeth 5) Electric personality Top Five Fads Which Have Come And Departed In Your Lifetime |
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Top Five Fads Which Have Come And Departed In Your Lifetime
1. The Joseph McCarthy witch hunt. 2. TV Wrestling, very popular in the early 50's. It came back. 3, Cars with big fins and lights and chrome appurtenances. 4. Color coordinated kitchen appliances. 5. Hippies. ---------- Top Five full-length movies that you have watched the most times.
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August 22nd, 2008, 10:01 PM
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Top Five Names For Hookers
1. John Lee 2. T. J. 3. Trixie 4. Bubbles 5. Slide. (When the Braves moved to Milwaukee, a local cartoonist drew a daily strip in the Milwaukee Sentinal about the life of a rookie coming up with the Braves. The strip was entitled "Hook Sllider", the name of the rookie. My sister, the mistress of malapropisms and mangler of Packer coach Mike Hologram, called the strip "Slide Hooker.) ------------------------ Top Five words that do not sound like what they mean.
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August 25th, 2008, 08:10 AM
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1) Inertia
2) Gynecologist 3) Cursory 4) Tepid 5) Paradisical Top Five Rationalizations For Behaving Selfishly Last edited by Grandstander; August 25th, 2008 at 09:50 AM. |
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