Top 5 Anything - Page 60

perfectstormhits · 06-30-2008, 04:15 PM

It will make you go blind.
Radiation
Your screensaver will make you nauseaus.
It won't stare back
Sex

Top Five Inventions of the 21st Century

Grandstander · 06-30-2008, 06:51 PM

1) The portable fallout shelter.

2)The Flying Car.

3) The Dolly Parton coffin.

4) Cryogenics for pets.

5) Ask Grandstander

Top Five Nations In Which You Would Least Wish To Live.

jtur88 · 06-30-2008, 07:30 PM

1. Switrzerland
2. Grat Britain
3. Botswana
4. Haiti
5. New Caledonia

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Tor Five sports team of which you would never wear their gear.

Grandstander · 06-30-2008, 07:53 PM

1) Oregon Ducks:

2) Orlando Thunder:

3) Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees:

4) Any speed skating team outfit:

5) Any male figuring skating outfit:

Top Five Times You've Refused To Pay For Something Or Tried To Get Your Money Back.

jtur88 · 07-01-2008, 06:58 PM

1, Income tax.
2, Easy to get penalties waived by calling credit cards with a explantion.
3. You can get senior discounts at fast food counters if you look older than the counter-girl's mom (about 36).
4. Camping gear, used for a week, returned to WalMart with reciept. Why take it on the plane?
5. Subscribe to magaines and write 'cancel' on the bill. (They stop right now--no waiting for 6-8 weeks to take effect.)

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Top five hardest presidents for standup comics to do impressions of. (Since Kennedy. Include McCain and/or Obama if you like)

perfectstormhits · 07-01-2008, 08:29 PM

Johnson
Ford
Carter
McCain
Obama

Top Five Lessons You've Learned In Life

Grandstander · 07-01-2008, 08:35 PM

1) It's all perception
2) Rule # 1 is but a perception
3) Therefore rule # 1 has no substantive reality
4) Therefore me may ignore rule # 1
5) At least that's my perception

Top Five Left Handed Compliments You Have Issued

jtur88 · 07-01-2008, 11:17 PM

1. How come you look so clumsy with scissors?
2. I'm bringing you in to pitch to Bonds.
3. I can't read your backslant.
4. Why do you part your hair on that side?
5. Do you know what your right hand is doing?

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Top Five current actresses who would have been perfct leading ladies in a Bogart picture.

nanwynn · 07-02-2008, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtur88

Top Five current actresses who would have been perfct leading ladies in a Bogart picture.

Much as I like Ashley Judd, I'd have to go with:

1. Laura Linney
2. Maura Tierney
3. Rosamund Pike
4. Parker Posey
5. Christine Taylor

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Speaking of Bogart, top 5 Bogart performances ...

skrable · 07-02-2008, 04:10 AM

Top 5 Bogart Performances:

1. The Caine Mutiny
2. Treasure of the Sierra Madre
3. In A Lonely Place
4. Casablanca
5. The Maltese Falcon

Top 5 Books You've Bought But Never Read

Grandstander · 07-02-2008, 11:25 AM

I have one shelf in a bookcase which I reserve for "To be read." The five books which have sat there the longest untouched are:

1) "The Painted House"..John Grisham
2) "The Call of The Earth"...Orson Scott Card
3) "Fever Pitch"...Nick Nornby
4) "Regiment of Women"...Thomas Berger
5) "The Age of Napoleon"...Will and Ariel Durant

Top Five People Least Deserving Of Their Success

Zen653 · 07-02-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Top Five People Least Deserving Of Their Success

1. George W. Bush
2. Phil Jackson
3. Paris Hilton
4. Enrique Iglesias
5. Bob Kraft

Top Five Non-American Boxers

nanwynn · 07-02-2008, 11:54 PM

Top Five Non-American Boxers:

Lennox Lewis [Eng.]
Samuel Peter [Nigeria]
Joe Calzaghe [Wales]
Marcel Cerdan [Fr.]
Wladimir Klitschko [Ukr.]

5 things NOT to do on Boxing Day ...

jtur88 · 07-03-2008, 12:42 AM

1. Go swimming in Lake Ontario.
2. Take the snow tires off yuur car.
3. Try to return gifts.
4. Take the Christimas Tree down.
5. Stand in line for tickets to a Blue Jays game.

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Top five things you've bought, sold or bid on on Ebay.

Grandstander · 08-17-2008, 09:12 PM

1) Sold: My immortal soul
2) Bought: skrable's immortal soul
3) Bought: 57,000 old rags for $13.59
4) Sold: 57,000 "handkerchiefs" with genuine Elvis stage sweat on them for $75 each.
5) Bought: My immortal soul back after soul prices fell.

Top Five Reasons the Yankees Would Be In First Place If Torre Still Managed Them.

06-30-2008, 06:51 PM	#887 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,316	1) The portable fallout shelter. 2)The Flying Car. 3) The Dolly Parton coffin. 4) Cryogenics for pets. 5) Ask Grandstander Top Five Nations In Which You Would Least Wish To Live. Last edited by Grandstander; 06-30-2008 at 06:54 PM.

06-30-2008, 07:30 PM	#888 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,835	1. Switrzerland 2. Grat Britain 3. Botswana 4. Haiti 5. New Caledonia --------- Tor Five sports team of which you would never wear their gear. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

07-01-2008, 06:58 PM	#890 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,835	1, Income tax. 2, Easy to get penalties waived by calling credit cards with a explantion. 3. You can get senior discounts at fast food counters if you look older than the counter-girl's mom (about 36). 4. Camping gear, used for a week, returned to WalMart with reciept. Why take it on the plane? 5. Subscribe to magaines and write 'cancel' on the bill. (They stop right now--no waiting for 6-8 weeks to take effect.) ---------- Top five hardest presidents for standup comics to do impressions of. (Since Kennedy. Include McCain and/or Obama if you like) __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

07-01-2008, 11:17 PM	#893 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,835	1. How come you look so clumsy with scissors? 2. I'm bringing you in to pitch to Bonds. 3. I can't read your backslant. 4. Why do you part your hair on that side? 5. Do you know what your right hand is doing? ---------------- Top Five current actresses who would have been perfct leading ladies in a Bogart picture. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

07-03-2008, 12:42 AM	#899 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,835	1. Go swimming in Lake Ontario. 2. Take the snow tires off yuur car. 3. Try to return gifts. 4. Take the Christimas Tree down. 5. Stand in line for tickets to a Blue Jays game. ------------- Top five things you've bought, sold or bid on on Ebay. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

06-30-2008, 04:15 PM	#886 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,130	It will make you go blind. Radiation Your screensaver will make you nauseaus. It won't stare back Sex Top Five Inventions of the 21st Century

06-30-2008, 07:53 PM	#889 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,316	1) Oregon Ducks: 2) Orlando Thunder: 3) Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees: 4) Any speed skating team outfit: 5) Any male figuring skating outfit: Top Five Times You've Refused To Pay For Something Or Tried To Get Your Money Back.

07-01-2008, 08:29 PM	#891 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,130	Johnson Ford Carter McCain Obama Top Five Lessons You've Learned In Life

07-01-2008, 08:35 PM	#892 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,316	1) It's all perception 2) Rule # 1 is but a perception 3) Therefore rule # 1 has no substantive reality 4) Therefore me may ignore rule # 1 5) At least that's my perception Top Five Left Handed Compliments You Have Issued

07-02-2008, 04:10 AM	#895 (permalink)
skrable Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 392	Top 5 Bogart Performances: 1. The Caine Mutiny 2. Treasure of the Sierra Madre 3. In A Lonely Place 4. Casablanca 5. The Maltese Falcon Top 5 Books You've Bought But Never Read

07-02-2008, 11:25 AM	#896 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,316	I have one shelf in a bookcase which I reserve for "To be read." The five books which have sat there the longest untouched are: 1) "The Painted House"..John Grisham 2) "The Call of The Earth"...Orson Scott Card 3) "Fever Pitch"...Nick Nornby 4) "Regiment of Women"...Thomas Berger 5) "The Age of Napoleon"...Will and Ariel Durant Top Five People Least Deserving Of Their Success

07-02-2008, 11:54 PM	#898 (permalink)
nanwynn Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 715	Top Five Non-American Boxers: Lennox Lewis [Eng.] Samuel Peter [Nigeria] Joe Calzaghe [Wales] Marcel Cerdan [Fr.] Wladimir Klitschko [Ukr.] 5 things NOT to do on Boxing Day ...

08-17-2008, 09:12 PM	#900 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,316	1) Sold: My immortal soul 2) Bought: skrable's immortal soul 3) Bought: 57,000 old rags for $13.59 4) Sold: 57,000 "handkerchiefs" with genuine Elvis stage sweat on them for $75 each. 5) Bought: My immortal soul back after soul prices fell. Top Five Reasons the Yankees Would Be In First Place If Torre Still Managed Them.

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