Top 5 Anything - Page 57

SugarBaby · June 26th, 2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Grandstander

1) Odor masks the stink coming from the moldy cole slaw.
2) Treats for the Jehovah Witnesses when they come around.
3) Take it to the ballpark and throw it at someone on the field.
4) Find image of Jesus in it and charge the faithful to tour your fridge.
5) Add sugar and water to make refreshing cheeseade.

Top Five Questions You'd Most Fear Being Asked While Hooked Up To A Polygraph.

1. Have you ever worn white after Labor Day?
2. Are you sticking to your diet?
3. Have you ever drunk cheeseade?
4. Are those your undies in the glove compartment of your car?
5. Did you let Alexdelarge see you naked?

Top five things you'd like to do, but are too chicken

Grandstander · June 26th, 2008, 06:35 PM

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Top five things you'd like to do, but are too chicken

1) Lay an egg.
2) Move out and get my own coop.
3) Get to the other side.
4) Return Colonel Sanders phone calls.
5) Get counted before I'm hatched.

Top Five Tabloid Headlines That We Will Be Seeing In July.

SugarBaby · June 26th, 2008, 06:42 PM

Top five tabloid headlines we will be seeing in July

1. Katie leaves Tom
2. Angelia gives birth to alien twins
3. Tom leaves Katie
4. Angelina and Brad adopt triplets, bringing their total child count to...

5. Katie and Tom leave each other.

Top five reasons not to dig post holes in 97 degree weather.

jtur88 · June 26th, 2008, 09:12 PM

1. To keep them from being at a 97-degree angle
2. Because there is no 'degree'symbol on my keyboard (but there is a useful ^ and ~ and `)
3. It's easier than when it is 7-degrees.
4. You need somewhere to put the posts.
5. You need to put the holes somewhere.

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Top Five handles/screen-names you wouldl use if you wanted to have a different persona.

Grandstander · June 26th, 2008, 09:28 PM

1) Blandstander
2) Handstander
3) Bam-Bamstander
4) Candystander
5) O.J.stander

Top Five Ways During A First DateThat You Can Tell That There Will Not Be Second Date

jtur88 · June 26th, 2008, 10:33 PM

1. She says "this IS the 2nd date", and you don't remember the first one.
2. She chews gum.
3. She says "LOL".
4. She's wearing the same outfit as me.
5. She looks just like a photo that a Nigerian love-scammer sent me.

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Top Five minor league baseball teams you'd like to see play at their home ballpark.

Zen653 · June 27th, 2008, 12:14 AM

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Top Five minor league baseball teams you'd like to see play at their home ballpark.

1. Leones de Yucatan (AAA)
2. Iowa City Cubs (AAA)
3. Albuquerque Isotopes (AAA)
4. Birmingham Barons (AA)
5. Inland Empire 66ers (A)

Top Five Sequels That Were Never Written/Produced.

jtur88 · June 27th, 2008, 06:19 AM

1, Taxi Driver II: Return to Albania
2. Apocalypse Then
3. Magnolia II: The rise of Genghis Khan
4. American History XI
5. How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day.

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Top Five TV shows you enjoyed watching but are ashamed to admit it.

LongtimeBravesFan · June 27th, 2008, 07:29 AM

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4. Birmingham Barons (AA)

Prepare to be underwhelmed if you ever make the trip. The stadium is nice but bland, built just before the retro craze. Drive an hour south to Montgomery for a much nicer park.

jtur88 · June 27th, 2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LongtimeBravesFan

Prepare to be underwhelmed if you ever make the trip. The stadium is nice but bland, built just before the retro craze. Drive an hour south to Montgomery for a much nicer park.

I'm thinking of a western trip this summer, when I hope to see a game in at least one of the pre-1952 stadiums in Visalia, Modesto, Bakersfield, or Eugene. Sadly, the teams/ballparks were lost in Wichita and Little Rock before I got there. If you're in the southeast, Savannah is a must-see old ballpark.

perfectstormhits · June 27th, 2008, 08:43 AM

Gilligans Island
F Troop
Fantasy Island
The Match Game
The Gong Show

Top Five Movies For Kids

jtur88 · June 27th, 2008, 08:46 AM

1. The Professional
2. Paper Moon
3. To Kill a Mockingbird
4. Something Wicked This Way Comes
5. What's Eating Gilbert Grape

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Top stock market picks for next week.

Grandstander · June 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM

1) StreetAppleCo.
2) Goodwill Industries
3) Vespa
4) Any Financial Institution Which Specializes in Foreclosures
5) AskG Inc.

Top Five Careers You'd Discourage Your Kid From Pursuing

jtur88 · June 27th, 2008, 09:19 AM

1. Selling street-apples
2. Working at Goodwill store.
3. Vespa driver
4. Processing foreclosures.
5. Website Answer-man

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Top five non-electrical uses for extension cords.

Zen653 · June 27th, 2008, 12:02 PM

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Top five non-electrical uses for extension cords.

1. Dog leash.
2. Noose.
3. Tripping wire.
4. Slim Jim.
5. O-ring body suit thong.

Top Five Gases.

June 26th, 2008, 09:12 PM	#844 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. To keep them from being at a 97-degree angle 2. Because there is no 'degree'symbol on my keyboard (but there is a useful ^ and ~ and `) 3. It's easier than when it is 7-degrees. 4. You need somewhere to put the posts. 5. You need to put the holes somewhere. --------------- Top Five handles/screen-names you wouldl use if you wanted to have a different persona. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 26th, 2008, 10:33 PM	#846 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. She says "this IS the 2nd date", and you don't remember the first one. 2. She chews gum. 3. She says "LOL". 4. She's wearing the same outfit as me. 5. She looks just like a photo that a Nigerian love-scammer sent me. ------------- Top Five minor league baseball teams you'd like to see play at their home ballpark. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 27th, 2008, 06:19 AM	#848 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1, Taxi Driver II: Return to Albania 2. Apocalypse Then 3. Magnolia II: The rise of Genghis Khan 4. American History XI 5. How the Grinch Stole Boxing Day. -------------- Top Five TV shows you enjoyed watching but are ashamed to admit it. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 27th, 2008, 08:46 AM	#852 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. The Professional 2. Paper Moon 3. To Kill a Mockingbird 4. Something Wicked This Way Comes 5. What's Eating Gilbert Grape -------------- Top stock market picks for next week. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 27th, 2008, 09:19 AM	#854 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. Selling street-apples 2. Working at Goodwill store. 3. Vespa driver 4. Processing foreclosures. 5. Website Answer-man ----------------- Top five non-electrical uses for extension cords. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 26th, 2008, 06:42 PM	#843 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,141	Top five tabloid headlines we will be seeing in July 1. Katie leaves Tom 2. Angelia gives birth to alien twins 3. Tom leaves Katie 4. Angelina and Brad adopt triplets, bringing their total child count to... 5. Katie and Tom leave each other. Top five reasons not to dig post holes in 97 degree weather.

June 26th, 2008, 09:28 PM	#845 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	1) Blandstander 2) Handstander 3) Bam-Bamstander 4) Candystander 5) O.J.stander Top Five Ways During A First DateThat You Can Tell That There Will Not Be Second Date

June 27th, 2008, 08:43 AM	#851 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,384	Gilligans Island F Troop Fantasy Island The Match Game The Gong Show Top Five Movies For Kids

June 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM	#853 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	1) StreetAppleCo. 2) Goodwill Industries 3) Vespa 4) Any Financial Institution Which Specializes in Foreclosures 5) AskG Inc. Top Five Careers You'd Discourage Your Kid From Pursuing

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