Top 5 Anything - Page 56

jtur88 · June 26th, 2008, 09:43 AM

1. jtur submits the top five list before Grandstander does, then uses edit mode to add in the question a few moments later.

perfectstormhits · June 26th, 2008, 09:54 AM

C. Preskit
B. Bullard
R. Ballou
T. Edwards
J. Evans

Top Five Reasons to Own A Handgun

Zen653 · June 26th, 2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Top 5 people you wish were on the ballot instead of the present two.

For Democrats:

1. Joe Lieberman
2. Joe Biden
3. Wesley Clark
4. Jim Webb
5. Barry Schweitzer

For Republicans:

1. Bobby Jindal
2. Colin Powell
3. Rick Santorum
4. Mark Sanford
5. Jeb Bush

Top Five Non-General Military Heroes in World History

Zen653 · June 26th, 2008, 10:01 AM

I missed PSH's post. Someone answer his Top Five first.

jtur88 · June 26th, 2008, 10:04 AM

1. To defend oneself against the demographic that has no right to own a handgun.
2. To defend America against the AlQaeda military occupation forces.
3. To defend oneself against unconstitutional arrest.
4. To impress chicks.
5. To hunt with.

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Top Five Non-General Military Heroes in World History

Grandstander · June 26th, 2008, 10:52 AM

1) Sgt. York
2) Lt. John Paul Jones
3) Commodore Stephen Decataur
4) Colonel Sanders
5) Private Parts

Top Five Excuses Used To Get Out Of Doing A Favor For Someone

perfectstormhits · June 26th, 2008, 11:13 AM

My kid has a hockey practice
My kid has a T-Ball game
My wife needs a break....I'm taking my kid to a movie.
My kid has to go to the doctor
I'm Oncall

Top Five Spanish words you've uttered

bigheadache · June 26th, 2008, 11:32 AM

1 Dame
2 una
3 cerveza
4 por
5 favor.

Q. Top 5 reasons to invade a foreign country?

Grandstander · June 26th, 2008, 11:43 AM

1) Justify huge military budget
2) Try out those cool new weapons
3) New wars mean new war movies
4) Did poorly at last Olympics and needs to restablish national ferocity
5) Someone called your Daddy a wimp

Top Five Reasons We Still Have Blimps

vtred · June 26th, 2008, 01:11 PM

Top Five Reasons We Still Have Blimps

1. Mcdonalds
2. Burger King
3. Wendy's
4. Pizza Hut
5. Ben & Jerry's

Top 5 reason to beat the crap out of your General Manager

bigheadache · June 26th, 2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtred

Top 5 reason to beat the crap out of your General Manager

1. You throw like a girl.
2. There only paying you $2 million.
3. Runelvys Hernandez is taking your spot
4. You aren't good enough to make the Astros rotation.
5. The Pirates didn't want you back.

Q. Top five ways to lose your job?

Zen653 · June 26th, 2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

1. You throw like a girl.
2. There only paying you $2 million.
3. Runelvys Hernandez is taking your spot
4. You aren't good enough to make the Astros rotation.
5. The Pirates didn't want you back.

1a. Your name is Shawn Chacon.

Edit: Nevermind, you already alluded to that in #4.

Quote:

Q. Top five ways to lose your job?

1. Sexually harass a high-level female employee.
2. Take 4 hour lunch breaks.
3. Get caught watching porn.
4. Forget to shred incriminating documents.
5. Submit monosyllabic, one line memos.

Top Five Chinese Dishes

SugarBaby · June 26th, 2008, 03:58 PM

Top five Chinese dishes

1. Mu shu pork
2. Sweet and Sour Chicken
3. Sesame Chicken
4. Beef with Broccoli
5. Frog legs (this might not be a authentic Chinese dish, but our local Chinese buffet serves out of this world fried frog legs)

Top five ways to kill your pregnant girlfriend

jtur88 · June 26th, 2008, 04:24 PM

1. Go fishing in SF Bay
2. Wear gloves that don't fit when you do it.
3. Take her out in a tipsy rowboat and think about Elizabeth Taylor.
4. Set a TV on the tollet seat and turn it on and say "Honey' you've got to see this" and then kick it into her bubble bath, and tell the police "I warned her not to watch TV in the tub".
5. Punt.

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Top five uses for old cheese you find in the back of the fridge.

Grandstander · June 26th, 2008, 05:29 PM

1) Odor masks the stink coming from the moldy cole slaw.
2) Treats for the Jehovah Witnesses when they come around.
3) Take it to the ballpark and throw it at someone on the field.
4) Find image of Jesus in it and charge the faithful to tour your fridge.
5) Add sugar and water to make refreshing cheeseade.

Top Five Questions You'd Most Fear Being Asked While Hooked Up To A Polygraph.

June 26th, 2008, 09:43 AM	#826 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. jtur submits the top five list before Grandstander does, then uses edit mode to add in the question a few moments later. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 26th, 2008, 10:04 AM	#830 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. To defend oneself against the demographic that has no right to own a handgun. 2. To defend America against the AlQaeda military occupation forces. 3. To defend oneself against unconstitutional arrest. 4. To impress chicks. 5. To hunt with. --------------- Top Five Non-General Military Heroes in World History __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 26th, 2008, 04:24 PM	#839 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	1. Go fishing in SF Bay 2. Wear gloves that don't fit when you do it. 3. Take her out in a tipsy rowboat and think about Elizabeth Taylor. 4. Set a TV on the tollet seat and turn it on and say "Honey' you've got to see this" and then kick it into her bubble bath, and tell the police "I warned her not to watch TV in the tub". 5. Punt. -------------- Top five uses for old cheese you find in the back of the fridge. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much. Last edited by jtur88; June 26th, 2008 at 04:27 PM.

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June 26th, 2008, 09:54 AM	#827 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,383	C. Preskit B. Bullard R. Ballou T. Edwards J. Evans Top Five Reasons to Own A Handgun

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Zen653 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,314	I missed PSH's post. Someone answer his Top Five first.

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perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,383	My kid has a hockey practice My kid has a T-Ball game My wife needs a break....I'm taking my kid to a movie. My kid has to go to the doctor I'm Oncall Top Five Spanish words you've uttered

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bigheadache Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Roswell, NM Posts: 952	1 Dame 2 una 3 cerveza 4 por 5 favor. Q. Top 5 reasons to invade a foreign country?

June 26th, 2008, 11:43 AM	#834 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	1) Justify huge military budget 2) Try out those cool new weapons 3) New wars mean new war movies 4) Did poorly at last Olympics and needs to restablish national ferocity 5) Someone called your Daddy a wimp Top Five Reasons We Still Have Blimps

June 26th, 2008, 01:11 PM	#835 (permalink)
vtred Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 400	Top Five Reasons We Still Have Blimps 1. Mcdonalds 2. Burger King 3. Wendy's 4. Pizza Hut 5. Ben & Jerry's Top 5 reason to beat the crap out of your General Manager

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SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,141	Top five Chinese dishes 1. Mu shu pork 2. Sweet and Sour Chicken 3. Sesame Chicken 4. Beef with Broccoli 5. Frog legs (this might not be a authentic Chinese dish, but our local Chinese buffet serves out of this world fried frog legs) Top five ways to kill your pregnant girlfriend

June 26th, 2008, 05:29 PM	#840 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	1) Odor masks the stink coming from the moldy cole slaw. 2) Treats for the Jehovah Witnesses when they come around. 3) Take it to the ballpark and throw it at someone on the field. 4) Find image of Jesus in it and charge the faithful to tour your fridge. 5) Add sugar and water to make refreshing cheeseade. Top Five Questions You'd Most Fear Being Asked While Hooked Up To A Polygraph.