December 9th, 2007, 07:41 PM
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Top five dishes to have for Christmas dinner other than turkey and dressing.
Venison and dressing Ham and dressing BBQ pork and dressing Tossed salad with Italian dressing Lasagna followed by my wife undressing Top Five NFL Games This Season |
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December 9th, 2007, 07:49 PM
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Top Five NFL Games This Season
1) When the Patriots beat the Colts 2) When the Steelers beat the Dolphins 3-0. 3) When the Patriots beat the Ravens 4) When the Cowboys beat the Packers 5) December 23rd when the Dolphins upset the Patriots. Top Five Situations When You've Said "Oh well, it's only money." |
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December 9th, 2007, 09:45 PM
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Top Five Situations When You've Said "Oh well, it's only money.
1) When the hooker sneaked out the bathroom window in 1985. 2) When the hooker sneaked out the bathroom window in 1990. 3) When the hooker sneaked out the bathroom window in 1995. 4) When the hooker sneaked out the bathroom window in 2000. 5) When the hooker sneaked out the bathroom window in 2005. Top 5 Most Attractive female sport's stars past and present. |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:22 PM
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Top 5 rejected CSI show locations
CSI: Baghdad - too many crimes for a single hour CSI: Newark - too many people would think they meant New York CSI: Los Cruces - is it Texas, is it New Mexico, is it Old Mexico? Who cares? CSI: Mercer Island - hard to build a show around chasing down bicyclers that don't stop at stop signs CSI: gNome - This was pitched as Middle Earth meets CSI Top 5 empires of the 22nd century
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I'm sorry I left for a while. I needed a vaction, and then work changed substantially. I'm over 50 hour weeks, plus two hours a day of commuting time. A few weeks ago I launched my own blog about Seattle Sounders FC and Life in Puget Sound. I won't be by these parts often as my focus has changed. Sorry about the unannounced retirement. |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:46 PM
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Top 5 empires of the 22nd century
1. Toronto Maple Leafs Dynasty (Stanley Cup Champions 28 years running) 2. Apple Computer (the ever-evolving iPod is just a backdoor scheme to cram every aspect of everyone's lives into a single small portable device constantly in need of Apple.com updates) 3. Latverian 4. The Covenant 5. The Machines Top 5 ways to warm up your bed |
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December 10th, 2007, 07:31 AM
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Top 5 ways to  [/quote]1) Storm out of a room and slam the door. 2) Storm into a room and slam the people 3) Be a Bay Area sports fan in 2007. 4) Shoot out the tv in your hotel room. 5) Be arguing with your ex wife when some waiter shows up with her glasses. Top Five MLB Rules Which You Would Change |
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December 10th, 2007, 07:46 AM
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4) Foul Pole HR... either make it not a HR or change the name of it to the fair pole 3) Managers must be in uniform. Let 'em wear whatever they want as long as it is either a suit or team garb 2) Ground 'fumble'.... in football, if the ground causes a fumble it is not really a fumble. But in baseball if a catch is made and they have it controlled, and then they hit the ground as the dive ends and the ball pops out, it is as if there were no catch at all. 1) Keeping a strikeout for the pitcher if it is one of the rare occurences where it is a dropped 3rd strike and the batter actually makes it to first wouldout being forced or tagged out. If it is not an out, it should not be recorded as a K for the pitcher. Top 5 places to put mistletoe |
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December 11th, 2007, 07:13 AM
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Top 5 places to put mistletoe
1) Above the doorway 2) Above your bed 3) On your toes when it is misty 4) In the attic until next year 5) In your hat. Top Five Reasons The Dolphins Are Certain To Upset The Patriots On December 23rd. |
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December 11th, 2007, 07:36 AM
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4) Marino comes out of the booth to QB better than anyone currently on the Dolphins' roster. A 'last hurrah' moment to prevent disgrace and stick it to the Patsies one last time 3) Ted Ginn Jr. finds a potato chip shaped like the virgin Mary, eats it and gains magical powers 2) It ends up actually being "opposite day" 1) Miami runs the opening kickoff back for a TD and immediately the stadium is destroyed by a pop-up freak hurricane, severely injuring every player. The game is decided by playing Madden 2007 and some uber-geek is able to utilize the necessary Madden Cards to ensure the win. Top 5 things you hope to see at drunken office Christmas parties this year |
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December 11th, 2007, 08:30 AM
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1. Regional Manager unable to distinguish between the two Benihana waitresses he invited last minute.
2. Annoying fanboy salesman trying to cook roadkill turkey in the break room microwave. 3. Yankee Swap 4. Bob Vance...Vance Refrigeration 5. Current girlfriend and unrequited love teaming up to form their own Christmas party planning committee. Top 5 reasons the Sharper Image is still in business despite selling the most useless over-priced **** this side of Linens & Things. |
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December 11th, 2007, 09:30 AM
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Top 5 reasons the Sharper Image is still in business despite selling the most useless over-priced **** this side of Linens & Things.
Because their competitors are: 1. Victoria's Secret 2. L. L. Bean 3. Omaha Steaks 4. Abbey Press 5. Exercise machines Top five things that Tiny Tim Cratchet enjoyed that kids no longer have in their lives. Last edited by jtur88; December 11th, 2007 at 09:32 AM. |
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December 19th, 2007, 09:38 AM
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I guess I have to answer my own question again.
1. Lived in a house with a yard, not a tenement 2. Stay-at-home mom. 3. Doctor made house calls. 4. Could afford goose and plum pudding for Christmas. 5. Dad's boss was more generous than Bart Simpson's dad's boss. Top five Christmas songs by Country singers. |
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