October 19th, 2007, 07:13 PM
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Top Five Spring Training Signs That Your Team Won't Be In The Post Season
1. Joe Torre is your manager. 2. Your starting pitcher shows up in ice skates. 3. Your first baseman has forgotten his glove and asks to borrow yours. 4. Someone forgot to purchase the years supply of chewing tobacco. 5. Your team showed up in South Carolina rather than Fla. or Arizona. Top five reasons Tom Bodet should not leave the light on. |
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October 19th, 2007, 09:08 PM
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Top five reasons Tom Bodet should not leave the light on.
1. Somebody might see how old he is now. 2. It doesn't cost 6 bucks anymore. 3. Plue tax. 4. In fact, not even the cheapest at the exit. 5. An Accor Hotel. Top five things made on "How It's Made".
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October 20th, 2007, 07:21 AM
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Top five things made on "How It's Made".
1) Money 2) Beds 3) Whoopie 4) Stuff in the shade 5) An offer you can't refuse Top Five Things About Which You Have Had Tremendous Fights With Family Members. |
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October 20th, 2007, 10:02 AM
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Top Five Things About Which You Have Had Tremendous Fights With Family Members.
1) Lil Debbie 2) The Butcher's Wife 3) Carol Doda 4) Venus De Milo 5) Helen Redding Top Five Cities You've Lived or Visited |
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October 20th, 2007, 10:11 AM
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Top five cities you've lived in or visited.
1. London, England 2. Edinborough, Scotland 3. Bath, England 4. Sodona, Arizona 4. Scotsdale, Arizona Top five things you like to collect. |
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October 20th, 2007, 12:08 PM
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Top five things you like to collect. (Ooops---I misread it as "top things you'd like to collect". Oh, well"
I'm trying to think of some things Ive never colleted. 1. A vial of water from every major body of water Ive seen (too late to start--my dad knew someone who did that) 2. 1935-41 cars. 3. Licene plates. 4, Road maps. 5. Vintage Gas staation signs Top five oddest things you ever did collect.
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December 9th, 2007, 09:18 AM
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Top Five Answers To "Honey, Whose Phone Number is This In Your Wallet"?
1) "Beats me, that's been there for 15 years, I'm sure it's changed by now." 2) "Damn, now your surprise party is ruined." 3) "I thought it was the florest, but when I called to order you some flowers, it turned out to be the wrong number." 4) "That's my new tax accountant, Fifi. She's really good." 5) "That's not my wallet." Top Five Worst American Cars Since The Edsel |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:31 AM
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5) Original Chevy Nova 4) Pontiac Grand Am (trust me, they don't wreck well) 3) AMC Gremlin - Look, I'm driving a pregnant roller skate 2) Ford Maverick - A 'poor mans Mustang'. As if the 'Stang could be any more underpowered and have worse steering... of wait, it can and they named it the Maverick 1) Ford Pinto - One word... BOOM Top 5 reasons this thread was untouched for over a month |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:36 AM
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Top 5 reasons this thread was untouched for over a month
1. Nobody could think of a car worse than the Edsel. 2. Too many people had too many posters set on 'ignore' and never saw the questions. 3. Ennui 4. Too few posters can think deeply enough to write five lines. 5. Too many people criticize questions that require thought/research. Top five candidate countries for nation-building. |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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Top five reasons this thread was untouched for a month...
1. People have ceased to care about the number 5 2. People were asleep from all that turkey at Thanksgiving 3. People were busy on the Ask SugarBaby thread 4. I had to clean out my cat's litter box 5. Then I had to clean house Top five dishes to have for Christmas dinner other than turkey and dressing. |
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December 9th, 2007, 10:42 AM
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jtur.....actually it was your question about collecting things which was the lengthy stumper....credit where credit is due....
And Dave....you never talked to anyone who had ever driven, or tried to drive I should say, a Chevy Vega? Back to the game....jtur's challenge: Top five candidate countries for nation-building. |
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December 9th, 2007, 01:37 PM
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Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just set yourself free! Well, that's only four, but that's how the verse goes. Now answer my top five about replacing turkey and dressing for Christmas. |
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