Top 5 Anything - Page 50

SugarBaby · October 17th, 2007, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by perfectstormhits

Forget something SB?

What? lol I just woke up.

jtur88 · October 17th, 2007, 09:58 AM

Top five ways to leave your lover.
1. Front door
2. Back door
3. Window.
4. Fire escape
5. Abandon her in Home Depot parking lot, two-for-one swap.

Top five things to do with junk mail.

Nocahoma · October 17th, 2007, 12:13 PM

You forgot "Hop on the Bus, Gus." My personal favorite.

Grandstander · October 17th, 2007, 02:16 PM

Top five things to do with junk mail.

1)Take all the pre-paid postage return cards, wrap then around bricks and send em back with the balance of the postage due on the other end.
2) Use then to become the first person with 20,000 different credit cards
3) Fireplace starters
4) Litter communities which you don't like.
5) Collect that 2 million dollars you may have already won.

Top Five Slogans Associated With Losing Causes.

jtur88 · October 17th, 2007, 03:09 PM

Top Five Slogans Associated With Losing Causes.

1. You're no Jack Kennedy
2. Mission accomplished.
3. We will bury you.
4. New Coca Cola.
5. He can run but he can't hide.

jtur88 · October 17th, 2007, 03:11 PM

Top five MLB ballplayers who look like they could be character actors in the movies.

SugarBaby · October 17th, 2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nocahoma

You forgot "Hop on the Bus, Gus." My personal favorite.

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that. lol

Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy Roy
Just set yourself free.
Hop on the bus Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key Lee,
And set yourself free!

TylerDurden · October 17th, 2007, 03:34 PM

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Top five MLB ballplayers who look like they could be character actors in the movies.

Rollie Fingers
Yogi Berra
Rickey Henderson
David Ortiz
Hank Aaron

Top 5 Horror Movies not directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Spielberg, M. Night Shyamalan, or William Friedkin.

SugarBaby · October 17th, 2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jtur88

Top five MLB ballplayers who look like they could be character actors in the movies.

Well he's not an active player but I'd have to include him...John Kruk
2. Randy Johnson
3. Willie Magee
4. David Ortiz
5. Manny Ramirez

And an honorable mention for Otis Nixon

Top five ways you can spot lottery ticket buyer ahead of you in the grocery line.

SugarBaby · October 17th, 2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TylerDurden

Rollie Fingers
Yogi Berra
Rickey Henderson
David Ortiz
Hank Aaron

Top 5 Horror Movies not directed by Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Spielberg, M. Night Shyamalan, or William Friedkin.

1. Silence of The Lambs
2. Night of the Living Dead
3. Creature of the Black Lagoon
4. The Shining
5. City of Lost Children

(M. Night Shyamalan shouldn't be on this list cause he ain't scary!)
My lottery reasons next

perfectstormhits · October 17th, 2007, 04:01 PM

1. Wearing an "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt
2. Case of MD 20/20 in the cart
3. Purchasing 2 copies of the latest National Enquirer
4. Customer asks cashier if she can get change for her food stamps
5. Places groceries in a 73 Maverick

Top Five Excuses For a Hit and Run Accident

Grandstander · October 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM

Top Five Excuses For a Hit and Run Accident

1) I didn't think I had hit anyone important.
2) After I hit her, I was going to confess right away but I needed another drink first.
3) If I had waited, I would have missed most of American Idol.
4) He had it coming to him.
5) I thought it was just a shopping cart with a pile of rags next to it.

Top Five Craggy Looking Actors

TylerDurden · October 17th, 2007, 06:31 PM

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(M. Night Shyamalan shouldn't be on this list cause he ain't scary!)

Inclined to agree. I was trying to weed out the obvious choices (Psycho, Jaws, Exorcist) and softies like Shyamalan. There's a definite difference between a "scary movie" and a real horror movie.

You did well enough for a horror noob though

jtur88 · October 17th, 2007, 07:14 PM

Top Five Craggy Looking Actors

1. Roy Scheider
2. Richard Boone
3. James Coburn
4. Humphrey Bogart
5. Otis Nixon

Top five craggy looking actresses?

Grandstander · October 17th, 2007, 08:28 PM

Top five craggy looking actresses?

1) Bea Arthur
2) Diane Ladd
3) Tura Santana
4) Ann B. Davis
5) Rosie O'Donnel

Top Five Ways The Cone Of Silence Malfunctioned On "Get Smart."

October 17th, 2007, 09:58 AM	#737 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Top five ways to leave your lover. 1. Front door 2. Back door 3. Window. 4. Fire escape 5. Abandon her in Home Depot parking lot, two-for-one swap. Top five things to do with junk mail. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

October 17th, 2007, 03:09 PM	#740 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Top Five Slogans Associated With Losing Causes. 1. You're no Jack Kennedy 2. Mission accomplished. 3. We will bury you. 4. New Coca Cola. 5. He can run but he can't hide. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

October 17th, 2007, 03:11 PM	#741 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Top five MLB ballplayers who look like they could be character actors in the movies. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

October 17th, 2007, 07:14 PM	#749 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Top Five Craggy Looking Actors 1. Roy Scheider 2. Richard Boone 3. James Coburn 4. Humphrey Bogart 5. Otis Nixon Top five craggy looking actresses? __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

October 17th, 2007, 08:28 PM	#750 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	Top five craggy looking actresses? 1) Bea Arthur 2) Diane Ladd 3) Tura Santana 4) Ann B. Davis 5) Rosie O'Donnel Top Five Ways The Cone Of Silence Malfunctioned On "Get Smart." Last edited by Grandstander; October 17th, 2007 at 09:48 PM.

October 17th, 2007, 12:13 PM	#738 (permalink)
Nocahoma Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,238	You forgot "Hop on the Bus, Gus." My personal favorite.

October 17th, 2007, 02:16 PM	#739 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	Top five things to do with junk mail. 1)Take all the pre-paid postage return cards, wrap then around bricks and send em back with the balance of the postage due on the other end. 2) Use then to become the first person with 20,000 different credit cards 3) Fireplace starters 4) Litter communities which you don't like. 5) Collect that 2 million dollars you may have already won. Top Five Slogans Associated With Losing Causes.

October 17th, 2007, 04:01 PM	#746 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,383	1. Wearing an "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt 2. Case of MD 20/20 in the cart 3. Purchasing 2 copies of the latest National Enquirer 4. Customer asks cashier if she can get change for her food stamps 5. Places groceries in a 73 Maverick Top Five Excuses For a Hit and Run Accident

October 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM	#747 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,640	Top Five Excuses For a Hit and Run Accident 1) I didn't think I had hit anyone important. 2) After I hit her, I was going to confess right away but I needed another drink first. 3) If I had waited, I would have missed most of American Idol. 4) He had it coming to him. 5) I thought it was just a shopping cart with a pile of rags next to it. Top Five Craggy Looking Actors

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