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[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

I forgot to pre-purchase my incindiaries for the annual Brooklyn Drunken Redneck pyrotechnics parade and now the local Wal-Mart is sold out. I may regret this....but do you have anything under the counter at the Grandstore which is in my price range?

Bad luck....we sold out our first supply of fireworks, so I sent skrable on an emergency run to get some more. Apparently he became involved in some sort of traffic/road rage incident on the way back to the Grandstore and....

[Rapier]

Sir,

Please select five numbers from 1 to 56 and a sixth number from 1 to 46 for each ticket.. You will receive 15% within 60 days when I win. The prize is currently $126,000,000.

I've dipped into the cookie jar and will need numbers for 5 tickets.

[jtur88]

[quote=Rapier;87666]Sir,

. The prize is currently $126,000,000.

QUOTE]

At today's rate of exchange, that comes to 16,172,215,920 Nigerian Naira, payable in 100-naira notes.

[JoseA]

Do you play a mean guitar?

[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by JoseA

Do you play a mean guitar?

No, my guitar seems to be quite gentle in nature, disinclined toward cruelty.

[TexasSports22]

Why does beer before liquor make you much sicker, but liquor before beer keep you in the clear?

[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by TexasSports22

Why does beer before liquor make you much sicker, but liquor before beer keep you in the clear?

Because the quicker you liquor the clearer the beer...ugh.....beerer...that can't be right. It's when liquor is thicker than fear no more bear because sicker than thicker you..you...ugh.....okay, that makes no sense. Before the liqour makes beer so much thicker and quicker than sicker and.......


It must not be true.

[jtur88]

If they ever develop frozen concentrated beer, to be reconstituted at home, to save on storage space in the garage, will it be worse than Bud Light?

[perfectstormhits]

If you could ask Grandstander a question, what would the question be?

[LongtimeBravesFan]

Originally Posted by Grandstander

Does Ron Fairly still have a radio job anywhere?

On September 21, 2006, the Mariners announced that Ron Fairly had decided to retire his post as team broadcaster after 14 seasons, ending a 27-year career in major league broadcasting. Coupled with 21 years as a player, Fairly spent 48 years in the major leagues.

From June 15 to June 17, 2007, Fairly briefly came out of retirement to work as a television analyst for the Mariners during a three game interleague series against the Houston Astros, in Houston, due to broadcaster Mike Blowers being on vacation.

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[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by jtur88

If they ever develop frozen concentrated beer, to be reconstituted at home, to save on storage space in the garage, will it be worse than Bud Light?

I'm wondering how the carbonation will be reconstituted.

[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by perfectstormhits

If you could ask Grandstander a question, what would the question be?

But I can ask Grandstander a question...as many as I wish. I do it all the time. There seems to be no limit.

[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by LongtimeBravesFan

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Thanks...that's good news....about the retirement I mean.

[jtur88]

Originally Posted by Grandstander

I'm wondering how the carbonation will be reconstituted.

Is that an answer or a question?

Several possibilities. Dispensed through a machine liike a fountain drink, or toss in an alka-selktzer tablet. Or use pressurized cans of Head, to be applied like whipped cream. Which would work best for you?

[Grandstander]

Originally Posted by jtur88

Is that an answer or a question?

Exactly.