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Old July 25th, 2008, 09:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Man, when he was at that GOP Fundraiser(mostly what he did during his 8 years in office) and rolling on the floor looking under the table he was sitting at, and lookin' for them there WMD...

He popped up his wee little head up and declared...

"NOPE, NO WMD HERE!!!"

WOW!! that was CLASSic funny stuff there mister president.
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Man, when he was at that GOP Fundraiser(mostly what he did during his 8 years in office) and rolling on the floor looking under the table he was sitting at, and lookin' for them there WMD...

He popped up his wee little head up and declared...

"NOPE, NO WMD HERE!!!"

WOW!! that was CLASSic funny stuff there mister president.

Meanwhile 4000+ American soldiers died for "the cause"

Hysterical stuff.
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Old August 10th, 2008, 08:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Carlin, Hicks, and Wright.
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Old August 16th, 2008, 10:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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This is too funny!
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Old August 16th, 2008, 11:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Meanwhile 4000+ American soldiers died for "the cause"

Hysterical stuff.
Isn't that like saying Roosevelt was a better painter than Hitler, because he didn't kill six million Jews? (I was originally going to say Churchill, but some art critics think he really was a better painter than Hitler.) Can't a person be funny, without first checking their free credit score?
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Mitch Hedberg was good, thanks.
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I saw the 1941 movie "You'll Never Get Rich" the other night. Cliff Nazarro was in it---the brilliant double-talker. He was so amazing. He appeared in about 40 films. Sadly, there is no YouTube clip of him.
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Isn't that like saying Roosevelt was a better painter than Hitler, because he didn't kill six million Jews? (I was originally going to say Churchill, but some art critics think he really was a better painter than Hitler.) Can't a person be funny, without first checking their free credit score?

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If you walk into a comedy club and you know nothing about the personal lives of any of the standup comics, how do you determine which ones are funny and which ones are not? If you go into an art gallery and you know nothing about the personal lives of the painters, how do you determine which ones are good? If you read a book and know nothing about the personal life of the author, how do you decide if you like it or not? Should school children be prohibited from reading "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" or even seeing the movie, until we are sure that B. Traven was a person whose moral fiber meets your standards?
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