Too hot to move

SugarBaby · June 4th, 2008, 04:03 PM

And it's only going to get worse. 97 tomorrow and 99 closely following. I so want to live in Montana. Even the swimming pool water is tepid. I'm going to go stand in front of an open freezer. If Zen is smart, he won't come South until Nov.

apicalbodscan · June 4th, 2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SugarBaby

And it's only going to get worse. 97 tomorrow and 99 closely following. I so want to live in Montana. Even the swimming pool water is tepid. I'm going to go stand in front of an open freezer. If Zen is smart, he won't come South until Nov.

I got news for you, Montana gets its share of heat in the summer. Albeit without humidity. Did you know the mosquito is also the state bird?

apicalbodscan · June 4th, 2008, 04:33 PM

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If Zen is smart,.

Wow that's a big if you got there.

SugarBaby · June 4th, 2008, 04:34 PM

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I got news for you, Montana gets its share of heat in the summer. Albeit without humidity. Did you know the mosquito is also the state bird?

I've been there in the summer. "Without humidity" makes 85 balmy. Yeah the skeeters get really big!

apicalbodscan · June 4th, 2008, 04:41 PM

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I've been there in the summer. "Without humidity" makes 85 balmy. Yeah the skeeters get really big!

Where? I'll assume in Western MT? Flathead?

Nat · June 5th, 2008, 01:39 AM

You don't have central air? Surely, I'm going to regret it when the electricity bill comes, but so far it's worth it.

SugarBaby · June 5th, 2008, 01:57 AM

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Where? I'll assume in Western MT? Flathead?

Livingston, Bozeman, and Yellowstone. Beautiful country. My husbands family has a cattleranch that borders the Yellowstone River. It's a photographers wet dream.

SugarBaby · June 5th, 2008, 01:58 AM

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You don't have central air? Surely, I'm going to regret it when the electricity bill comes, but so far it's worth it.

Of course I have central air. I just can't go outside.

AlexdeLarge · June 5th, 2008, 04:40 AM

Southern Belle way up north, you'd be like a fish out of water

SugarBaby · June 5th, 2008, 08:06 AM

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Southern Belle way up north, you'd be like a fish out of water

Montana is not like living in Jersey. I'd be fine.

AlexdeLarge · June 5th, 2008, 09:31 AM

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SugarBaby · June 7th, 2008, 02:14 PM

They've revised the forecast for Sunday...101. They don't make clothes thin enough to keep me cool. I'm moving to Scotland.

AlexdeLarge · June 8th, 2008, 05:34 AM

96 up yonder...with a heat index of 105

......wanted to go to the World War II expo at the Reading Airport, think I still will, then jump in my pool.

apicalbodscan · June 8th, 2008, 10:46 AM

A new Montana transplant asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the
fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.

I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."

The new Montana man settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and smile at Jed."

The accused man was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat'll do that..."

SugarBaby · June 8th, 2008, 12:49 PM

June 4th, 2008, 04:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,116	Too hot to move And it's only going to get worse. 97 tomorrow and 99 closely following. I so want to live in Montana. Even the swimming pool water is tepid. I'm going to go stand in front of an open freezer. If Zen is smart, he won't come South until Nov.

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AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	96 up yonder...with a heat index of 105 ......wanted to go to the World War II expo at the Reading Airport, think I still will, then jump in my pool. __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

June 7th, 2008, 02:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,116	They've revised the forecast for Sunday...101. They don't make clothes thin enough to keep me cool. I'm moving to Scotland.

June 8th, 2008, 10:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
apicalbodscan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,448	Important info for anyone moving to Montana A new Montana transplant asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The new Montana man settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and smile at Jed." The accused man was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat'll do that..."

June 8th, 2008, 12:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
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