Too hot to move - Page 2

AlexdeLarge · June 9th, 2008, 04:27 AM

A comedy thread

Damn heat all but killed a few of those old World War II bucks. People were passing out, they were giving away water and had sprinklers on to cool off if you liked. Best display of World War II stuff I ever saw.

99 today and climbing, my pool temp went from 58 (when I opened it on the 31st) to 88 yesterday.....30 fi'n degrees in 8 days, not bad huh?

SugarBaby · June 9th, 2008, 08:02 AM

Who wants to swim in 88 degree water? Put some blocks of ice in that baby! I can get colder water than that out of the tap. We have a pool, but it's too hot to walk up there, and forget about me sitting out in the sun. There's a reason why I don't have any wrinkles, I don't fry myself every summer.

AlexdeLarge · June 9th, 2008, 08:43 AM

I ain't wrinkled darling, and with all the golfing and swimming I've been doing, I'd pass for half breed

88 is nice after sundown, get naked and have a swim, but colder is better too, especially when we have female guests

SugarBaby · June 9th, 2008, 09:06 AM

You know Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk to keep their complection as lily white as possible. If you had a tan you were pegged low class. I dare you to find anyone with fairer complection than mine.

Zen653 · June 9th, 2008, 09:31 AM

Mid-90s in New England the last couple days. It's supposed to stay this hot until Wednesday.

I personally don't care as long as I have the air conditioner blasting cold air all day.

apicalbodscan · June 9th, 2008, 10:00 AM

Meanwhile in Seattle, another 65 degree day...And a chance of showers

AlexdeLarge · June 9th, 2008, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SugarBaby

You know Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk to keep their complection as lily white as possible. If you had a tan you were pegged low class. I dare you to find anyone with fairer complection than mine.

Well I must admit when we met, I didn't see one single tan line

SugarBaby · June 9th, 2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apicalbodscan

Meanwhile in Seattle, another 65 degree day...And a chance of showers

Nordstrom · June 9th, 2008, 02:18 PM

It's skinny-dipping time in SC!

marshallz · June 9th, 2008, 02:33 PM

"eighty-eight degrees........."

Dude that's not a pool, that's bath water.

"Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk........................"

That's more information than I really need or want

No tan lines here, I'm darker than most of my hispanic buddies already......all over.

SugarBaby · June 9th, 2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallz

"eighty-eight degrees........."

Dude that's not a pool, that's bath water.

"Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk........................"

That's more information than I really need or want

No tan lines here, I'm darker than most of my hispanic buddies already......all over.

Southern women would put buttermilk on their shoulders, not all over. The shoulders are the most likely place for freckles, and back then freckles were a no no among the ladies.

All over? Tell me more.

Did you know that we are also taught the art of flirting as we grow up? It's called turning a man to jelly. I have it down to a science.

SugarBaby · June 9th, 2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nordstrom

It's skinny-dipping time in SC!

What watering hole you dippin' in Nordy? A cold, spring fed stream, and some shine. Sounds like a fine time to me.

I love to tube down the Green River here in the mountains of SC/NC in the heat of the summer. Lazy and refreshing! Take some good friends, a picknic, some beer, some cold beverages and have a wonderful day. We didn't get to do this last year because of the drought. I don't know if the river is back up or not.

marshallz · June 9th, 2008, 03:53 PM

"All over? Tell me more"

I'm actually house-sitting for a friend who has bought in Naples, Fl, and properties up here in Morris Co NJ are.......shall we stay, stagnant for the time being, and she doesn't want to take a bath on this house.

Five acres, a stream, a pool with privacy, and I get a deal on the rent

Actually, I have just the slightest bikini line (it's all I ever wear cuz I'm a bicyclist--comfort) I'm 6'3" 220 lbs, and pretty damn lean.

jtur88 · June 9th, 2008, 04:05 PM

It's 94 here, with a few clouds and 20-mph winds off the gulf, so its not so bad. I checked area temps, and it says 124 for Dryden, a few hours west of here. It started going up at 7 am, and has been rising steadily ever since. I think it's broken, because it's still only 92 at Sanderson, 20 miles away from Dryden.

perfectstormhits · June 9th, 2008, 05:51 PM

We've had 3 straight days of 100 degree high temps.

It's gonna cool off after tomorrow.

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June 9th, 2008, 04:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	A comedy thread Damn heat all but killed a few of those old World War II bucks. People were passing out, they were giving away water and had sprinklers on to cool off if you liked. Best display of World War II stuff I ever saw. 99 today and climbing, my pool temp went from 58 (when I opened it on the 31st) to 88 yesterday.....30 fi'n degrees in 8 days, not bad huh? __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

June 9th, 2008, 08:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	I ain't wrinkled darling, and with all the golfing and swimming I've been doing, I'd pass for half breed 88 is nice after sundown, get naked and have a swim, but colder is better too, especially when we have female guests __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

June 9th, 2008, 09:31 AM	#20 (permalink)
Zen653 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,283	Mid-90s in New England the last couple days. It's supposed to stay this hot until Wednesday. I personally don't care as long as I have the air conditioner blasting cold air all day. __________________ My teams know how to win: 2001, 2003, 2004 Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots 2004, 2007 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox 2006 Spain: FIBA World Basketball Champions 2006, 2007 Sevilla FC: UEFA Cup Champions 2008 World Champion Boston Celtics 2008 Spain: European Cup Champions

June 9th, 2008, 04:05 PM	#29 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	It's 94 here, with a few clouds and 20-mph winds off the gulf, so its not so bad. I checked area temps, and it says 124 for Dryden, a few hours west of here. It started going up at 7 am, and has been rising steadily ever since. I think it's broken, because it's still only 92 at Sanderson, 20 miles away from Dryden. __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

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June 9th, 2008, 08:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,116	Who wants to swim in 88 degree water? Put some blocks of ice in that baby! I can get colder water than that out of the tap. We have a pool, but it's too hot to walk up there, and forget about me sitting out in the sun. There's a reason why I don't have any wrinkles, I don't fry myself every summer.

June 9th, 2008, 09:06 AM	#19 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,116	You know Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk to keep their complection as lily white as possible. If you had a tan you were pegged low class. I dare you to find anyone with fairer complection than mine.

June 9th, 2008, 10:00 AM	#21 (permalink)
apicalbodscan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,448	Meanwhile in Seattle, another 65 degree day...And a chance of showers

June 9th, 2008, 02:18 PM	#24 (permalink)
Nordstrom Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 212	It's skinny-dipping time in SC!

June 9th, 2008, 02:33 PM	#25 (permalink)
marshallz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 1,296	"eighty-eight degrees........." Dude that's not a pool, that's bath water. "Southern women used to bathe in buttermilk........................" That's more information than I really need or want No tan lines here, I'm darker than most of my hispanic buddies already......all over.

June 9th, 2008, 03:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
marshallz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: North Jersey Posts: 1,296	"All over? Tell me more" I'm actually house-sitting for a friend who has bought in Naples, Fl, and properties up here in Morris Co NJ are.......shall we stay, stagnant for the time being, and she doesn't want to take a bath on this house. Five acres, a stream, a pool with privacy, and I get a deal on the rent Actually, I have just the slightest bikini line (it's all I ever wear cuz I'm a bicyclist--comfort) I'm 6'3" 220 lbs, and pretty damn lean.

June 9th, 2008, 05:51 PM	#30 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,380	We've had 3 straight days of 100 degree high temps. It's gonna cool off after tomorrow. Triangle Weather - Local Forecasts and Radar from WRAL.com