Greatest review ever...

[Nighthawk]

Well, it had to happen. Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now - fiercely aspirational as ever - she has graduated to being a terrible director. She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens. She is also the producer and co-author of the script. If she'd done the location catering as well, they'd have had a Jonestown situation on their hands.

Filth and Wisdom, Berlin Film Festival | Features | guardian.co.uk Film

Hilarious. I'm no fan of the Guardian, but read the whole thing. It's fantastic.

[SugarBaby]

Well she never did have much class.

[Simp]

I thought those wacky Germans liked everything.

[apicalbodscan]

Originally Posted by SugarBaby

Well she never did have much class.

Oh I don't know. Watching her squirm on the stage in Like a Virgin was pretty hot when she first pulled it off.

Say what you will about her, but she's a money making machine.

[SugarBaby]

Originally Posted by apicalbodscan

Oh I don't know. Watching her squirm on the stage in Like a Virgin was pretty hot when she first pulled it off.

Say what you will about her, but she's a money making machine.

I never found her 'hot'. lol "There's more to life than a little bit of money. Don't you know that?" (quick...what movie was that line from?)

[TylerDurden]

I thought those wacky Germans liked everything.

Well, not everything.

Madonna used to read the Kabbalah. Wink wink, nudge nudge

[LongtimeBravesFan]

Wierd Al's Like A Surgeon parody video was great.