The BrownBreadfinaCan Memorial Thread - Page 85

Zen653 · June 24th, 2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

What is some primary, ordinary task which you do not know how to do, and at this point, are too embarrassed to ask someone to show you how?

I can't peel most fruits or vegetables. Give me an apple, pear or potato, and forget it. I'll either cut my finger, leave too much skin on the food, or extract too much of the food.

I'll stick with Grandstander's question - what is some primary, ordinary task which you do not know how to do, and at this point, are too embarrassed to ask someone to show you how?

jtur88 · June 24th, 2008, 05:58 PM

Being male, of course, the answer is "get back on the freeway going south".

--------------

How many different wires are there in the tangled mess behind your entertainment center?

Grandstander · June 24th, 2008, 07:50 PM

More than I have time to count. I think I have 11 devices all wired into one another, each with an electrical plug and jackwires hooking it up to something else.

If this is Randy Johnson's last year, who will be the ugliest player in baseball in 2009?

perfectstormhits · June 24th, 2008, 08:01 PM

At the risk of being called a racist, I'll go with Ezequiel Astacio.

Ezequiel Astacio - No. 39 of Baseball's Best Minor League Players - MLN FAB50 Baseball 2005 - Pitcher(P)(RHP) - Round Rock Express - Houston Astros - MLN Sports Zone - A Minor League News Magazine

Do you "liquor in the front" or "poker in the rear"?

AlexdeLarge · June 25th, 2008, 04:13 AM

both

did you vote yet for your favorite Major league players for the ALL STAR game?

perfectstormhits · June 30th, 2008, 10:08 AM

No.

What are the top five reasons for keeping this thread alive?

jtur88 · June 30th, 2008, 10:23 AM

Because sometimes you want to ask a question that does not have five answers
Or even 4
Or even 3
Or even 2
Or even one.

How long has it been since you paid a fine for an overdue book or video?

AlexdeLarge · June 30th, 2008, 10:35 AM

Never....I always get things back on time, but those stippers Friday night set me back plenty

The Mets getting Santana was suppose to rap up that division, tell me, how's that working out?

bigheadache · July 1st, 2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexdeLarge

The Mets getting Santana was suppose to rap up that division, tell me, how's that working out?

Well the Braves are breathing down their necks for 3rd place.

Q. Half way through the season, Chipper Jones is batting 394 and hurt. Which is more surprising?

jtur88 · July 1st, 2008, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigheadache

Q. Half way through the season, Chipper Jones is batting 394 and hurt. Which is more surprising?

It's never surprising when a .400 hitter falls below .400 as the season unfolds. Since 1941, anyway.
----------------

Does beer taste better in a glass bottle than in a can?

AlexdeLarge · July 1st, 2008, 10:29 AM

out of the tap, bottle, can in that order

root beer or birch beer and what's the difference anyway?

SugarBaby · July 1st, 2008, 10:41 AM

^^^ I guess you know Prine and Iris DeMent got bleeped on late night TV for singing that song in your sig. I don't think CBS liked the "big brass balls" line, or the "caught him once and he was sniffing my undies" line either.

Your question stands.

AlexdeLarge · July 1st, 2008, 11:06 AM

Prine tells it like it is, guess that's why I like him so...my Q stands

SugarBaby · July 1st, 2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexdeLarge

Prine tells it like it is, guess that's why I like him so...my Q stands

Every re-enactment I've ever been to they make homemade rootbeer. It is delish. I've never had birch beer.

Will Alex get shot by a Confederate while at the re-enactment? And do modern day re-enactors know how to do that Rebel Yell, that so frightened their Northern counterparts?

jtur88 · July 6th, 2008, 07:42 AM

That depends on whether Ole Miss football fans are classified as modern re-enactors.

-----------

Why are towels made from synthetic non-absorbent fabrics? So they don't have to be ironed?

June 24th, 2008, 05:58 PM	#1262 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Being male, of course, the answer is "get back on the freeway going south". -------------- How many different wires are there in the tangled mess behind your entertainment center? __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 24th, 2008, 08:01 PM	#1264 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,380	At the risk of being called a racist, I'll go with Ezequiel Astacio. Ezequiel Astacio - No. 39 of Baseball's Best Minor League Players - MLN FAB50 Baseball 2005 - Pitcher(P)(RHP) - Round Rock Express - Houston Astros - MLN Sports Zone - A Minor League News Magazine Do you "liquor in the front" or "poker in the rear"? Last edited by perfectstormhits; June 24th, 2008 at 08:05 PM.

June 25th, 2008, 04:13 AM	#1265 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	both did you vote yet for your favorite Major league players for the ALL STAR game? __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

June 30th, 2008, 10:23 AM	#1267 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	Because sometimes you want to ask a question that does not have five answers Or even 4 Or even 3 Or even 2 Or even one. How long has it been since you paid a fine for an overdue book or video? __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.

June 30th, 2008, 10:35 AM	#1268 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	Never....I always get things back on time, but those stippers Friday night set me back plenty The Mets getting Santana was suppose to rap up that division, tell me, how's that working out? __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

June 24th, 2008, 07:50 PM	#1263 (permalink)
Grandstander Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Northern California Posts: 6,616	More than I have time to count. I think I have 11 devices all wired into one another, each with an electrical plug and jackwires hooking it up to something else. If this is Randy Johnson's last year, who will be the ugliest player in baseball in 2009?

June 30th, 2008, 10:08 AM	#1266 (permalink)
perfectstormhits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,380	No. What are the top five reasons for keeping this thread alive?

July 1st, 2008, 10:29 AM	#1271 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	out of the tap, bottle, can in that order root beer or birch beer and what's the difference anyway? __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

July 1st, 2008, 10:41 AM	#1272 (permalink)
SugarBaby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 3,114	^^^ I guess you know Prine and Iris DeMent got bleeped on late night TV for singing that song in your sig. I don't think CBS liked the "big brass balls" line, or the "caught him once and he was sniffing my undies" line either. Your question stands.

July 1st, 2008, 11:06 AM	#1273 (permalink)
AlexdeLarge Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,409	Prine tells it like it is, guess that's why I like him so...my Q stands __________________ I've been a bad boy again Now I've been a bad boy again And all the trouble that I'm in Makes me a bad boy again John Prine

July 6th, 2008, 07:42 AM	#1275 (permalink)
jtur88 Hall of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 7,857	That depends on whether Ole Miss football fans are classified as modern re-enactors. ----------- Why are towels made from synthetic non-absorbent fabrics? So they don't have to be ironed? __________________ ------------------ When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.