June 23rd, 2008, 08:48 AM
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When was the last time you puked b/c you drank too much? Been 25+ years for me, like a said "I'm a professional"
I have a pretty good story for this one. Back, I don't know, twenty years ago or so the state of Idaho decided to change some of their liquor laws. At the time you couldn't by alcohol on Sunday and the bars had to stop serving at 12;00. The new law allowed sales on Sunday and extended the time for last call. But in all their wisdom, the writers of the new law made a pretty crazy typo. They forgot to include beer and wine. This means for the last hour of bar being open, the patrons could only legally drink hard alcohol, and not beer or wine. This is a true story. I think it lasted a couple of weeks before they could rewrite the law. It was strange. The bartender would go around the bar and remove all the beer, and ask you if you wanted a whiskey or something else. The first night of the new law I was pretty hammered from drinking beer all evening and when the bartender came around I ordered a whiskey and water..... and another........and another..... That was the last time I got sick and the last time I drank whiskey. I'll do a gin and tonic on a warm sunny afternoon with friends sometimes, but I try and stay away from the hard stuff. I'm thinking of buying a new car. What model should I consider? A Smart Car. 52 mpg and it costs around $12,000 What's your drink? |
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June 23rd, 2008, 09:12 AM
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YooHoo....if Yogi says it's good, then you know he likes it. And...I hate that bitter grapefruit taste.
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Which would you prefer, a system where tips are eliminated in favor of raising the cost of the restaurant or hotel stay by 15 %, or continuing with the tipping system? |
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June 23rd, 2008, 09:26 AM
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June 23rd, 2008, 09:43 AM
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Never get that HARD up....but I'd do it, if they showed my huge member
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June 23rd, 2008, 09:45 AM
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Heading to Gettysburg, 145th reunion...camping about a mile from Little Round Top.......till Monday
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June 23rd, 2008, 08:46 PM
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Depends on whether it requires more than a Swiss Army Knife.
-------------------- Bottled water or tap water?
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June 24th, 2008, 04:10 AM
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Bottled, I'm an operator for a water system, believe me when I say "you don't want to drink the crap that comes out of the tap from a water system/plant" and worse yet, you don't want to drink water from a tap if your on a private well. God knows what your fecal count might be
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