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I grew up in a prison town, so I knew people who were prison guards, and kids who grew up to be prison guards. It is hard to imagine what they would to do ordinary people, if they didn't have prisoners at their disposal to play with.
-------------- Do you have a list of questions ready at hand, or do you make them up on the spur of the moment?
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Let's see.....
# 236...probably the Autobahn in Germany # 237...never, I always use a paper towel # 238...checkered tablecloths and Angelo Dundee ah! here it is # 239...I always make them up on the spur of the moment. Worst you have ever been betrayed? |
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I don't have any teeth
If the guy that made Sugar wait in line at the gas station buying lottery tickets WINS, should Sugar get a cut ?
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I've been on vacation for almost 20 years. One of the best was when I spent two weeks on the rosd, going to a minor league baseball game in a different city every night, and sleeping in my van in the stadium parking lots after the games. It was awesome.
------------ What famous person would you least want to have dinner with?
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CBC. Or any other channel, from any country of origin, that presents anything at all with a pespective which is not "pre-approved" by American corporate and political-correctness interests. Just one channel, out of 200, that is not prescreened by censors within the USA as suitable for Americans to view.
------------- Who was the most important science-fiction writer of all time?
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I guess there's only one real way to find out. Cut and pasted from a transcript from his original routine:
****, piss, ****, ****, **********, mother****er, and tits I went into town last night, my son is visiting his grandparents, and had maybe four or five beers and was home by 11:00 pm. I feel like crap this morning. How do people in their forties still party? |
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I don't seem to have a problem and I'm in my fifties (woosie) I can down a 5th of Kettle One Vodka in one sitting, and wake up ready to ride my bike or go to the gym the next morning. But I'm a professional
![]() When was the last time you puked b/c you drank too much? Been 25+ years for me, like a said "I'm a professional"
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I'm thinking of buying a new car. What model should I consider? |
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