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TheIncredibleRox · 05-03-2008, 08:07 PM

Kiddo? Looks like one, but he's 27. I'm talking about de la Rosa.

4 runs, one out as I type. Walked one of those puppies in. He'll fit right in.

It's funny, because stuff-wise, he looks as good as anyone in the rotation now.... there are some tools here. But he hasn't fooled anyone... Kemp and Loney both hit ropes.

Make it stop.

Hey, he finished the inning while I was typing. 37 pitches for 3 outs. Yeah, fitting right in, kiddo.

TheIncredibleRox · 05-03-2008, 08:11 PM

While we're at it, let's see if we can turn Estaban Loaiza into Cy frickin' Young again this game. Worked last time.

You know, if I was trying to do that, my lineup would have names like Wily Taveras, Jeff Baker, Clint Barmes, and Yorvit Torrealba all over it. I'd probably go out and sign Juan Castro, just so I was sure I could pull it off. Guess what?

TheIncredibleRox · 05-03-2008, 08:30 PM

6-0. Would have been 7 if Barmes wasn't a defensive stud.

You know, that God character sure is a funny guy. Last year he loved us. We must have done a LOT of sinning this offseason, and it's pretty obvious to me that Tulo was a major perpetrator.

Perhaps he'd like us to sacrifice a live chicken in the clubhouse (no wait, that's Jobu... and he no hit curveball).

Pray for Juan Castro.

05-03-2008, 08:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheIncredibleRox Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 236	Welcome, Kiddo Kiddo? Looks like one, but he's 27. I'm talking about de la Rosa. 4 runs, one out as I type. Walked one of those puppies in. He'll fit right in. It's funny, because stuff-wise, he looks as good as anyone in the rotation now.... there are some tools here. But he hasn't fooled anyone... Kemp and Loney both hit ropes. Make it stop. Hey, he finished the inning while I was typing. 37 pitches for 3 outs. Yeah, fitting right in, kiddo.

05-03-2008, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheIncredibleRox Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 236	While we're at it, let's see if we can turn Estaban Loaiza into Cy frickin' Young again this game. Worked last time. You know, if I was trying to do that, my lineup would have names like Wily Taveras, Jeff Baker, Clint Barmes, and Yorvit Torrealba all over it. I'd probably go out and sign Juan Castro, just so I was sure I could pull it off. Guess what? Last edited by TheIncredibleRox; 05-03-2008 at 08:17 PM.

05-03-2008, 08:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheIncredibleRox Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 236	6-0. Would have been 7 if Barmes wasn't a defensive stud. You know, that God character sure is a funny guy. Last year he loved us. We must have done a LOT of sinning this offseason, and it's pretty obvious to me that Tulo was a major perpetrator. Perhaps he'd like us to sacrifice a live chicken in the clubhouse (no wait, that's Jobu... and he no hit curveball). Pray for Juan Castro.