Chris Reitsma: Mutant Freak

Metaphysicist · January 9th, 2007, 10:42 AM

The Seattle Times: Mariners: Muscle no help to M's reliever

It all makes sense now...

Snowman · January 9th, 2007, 11:53 AM

So, Reitsma was born with an extra muscle in his elbow, and Horacio Ramirez was born with a shoulder that was constructed in a way other than the standard way in which a human shoulder is meant to be constructed. Does someone in the front office have a birth defect fetish?

Nocahoma · January 9th, 2007, 01:09 PM

Well, that would explain Brian Hunter in the picture above. D'oh!!

I wonder if having an extra muscle didn't also allow Reitsma to throw a baseball harder than the average bear. Samson may have just had his hair cut.

bedell · January 9th, 2007, 02:38 PM

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...

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Nocahoma Moderator Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,238	Well, that would explain Brian Hunter in the picture above. D'oh!! I wonder if having an extra muscle didn't also allow Reitsma to throw a baseball harder than the average bear. Samson may have just had his hair cut.