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Originally Posted by Simp
I bought what I thought was a push-broom at one of those big "home center" stores, to use around the yard - only to find it works better when I pull it. What gives?
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Your mistake was going to one of those home center stores instead of making your first stop at the GrandStore where we are now offering the absolute latest in high tech pushbrooms, the "GrandSweep DirtMaster 5000" which comes with more than 20 different efficiency settings so that you may sweep away a thin layer of dust, or bulldoze entire structures. Most pushbrooms force you to stop sweeping and pause while you shift furniture around in order to reach those otherwise untouched spots. With the GrandSweep DirtMaster 5000, no need for those time consuming steps, it knocks aside chairs, lampstands, tables, major appliances and home entertainment centers, making every inch of your home accessible.
