1, Income tax.
2, Easy to get penalties waived by calling credit cards with a explantion.
3. You can get senior discounts at fast food counters if you look older than the counter-girl's mom (about 36).
4. Camping gear, used for a week, returned to WalMart with reciept. Why take it on the plane?
5. Subscribe to magaines and write 'cancel' on the bill. (They stop right now--no waiting for 6-8 weeks to take effect.)
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Top five hardest presidents for standup comics to do impressions of. (Since Kennedy. Include McCain and/or Obama if you like)
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When people ask what I hope to see before I die, I answer that I've already seen too much.
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