Yeah, me too. I must be some kind of motivator. I rag on Grandpa Anderson and he starts hitting. I disparage Napoli's swing and he hits two homeruns. Guess there is only one thing to do. Time to turn my magic on Vladdy "Dum Dum" Guerrero.
Question: What's higher: Dum Dum's IQ or his uniform number? I'm thinking his uniform. Did you catch that classic at bat with two on and no out Sunday? I know Lowe is going to throw sliders well off the plate. You know Lowe is going to throw sliders well off the plate. In fact, everyone knows Lowe is going to throw sliders well off the plate. Everyone except Dum Dum who flays away like a moron at unhittable offerings and strikes out on three pitches. I know he is a great player, but my God he gives away at bats. The slump he is in is between his ears...that's a place where if you listen very closely, you can hear the ocean.
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