Let's see... the Baker method.
Never play anyone under 33 playing time if you can help it.
Try to never pull a starter with fewer than 140 pitches thrown.
Make sure no one slow walks... ever. They just clog the bases.
Make sure to give at least 1200 PAs a year to players who will hit .220 with single digits in homers and walks. If half of that can go to Official Worst Hitter of All-Time Neifi Perez, all the better.
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That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?
Or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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