Unfortunately, that's what pretty much every Jays board becomes, in one way or another.
JP is the Great Divider. We could be agreeing on subjects with our sworn enemies ... everyone feeling good ... and then, someone invokes two famous initials. Example:
Poster1: I think the Jays should sign Player X. He says he wants to play for the Jays and will take very little money to do it. Plus, he's a great player.
Poster2: I agree that he's a great player. He hit 94 home runs last season, and had an OPS of 1.500. He'd be one of our better hitters, I think.
Poster1: Unfortunately, he's a catcher, so we'd have to get rid of Zaun.
Poster2: Agreed, but he's only looking for half the money Zaun is.
Poster1: Good point.
Poster2: Of course, it's not going to happen, because JP is an idiot.
Poster1: You're an idiot.
Poster2: You love JP.
Poster1: You love Gord Ash.
Poster2: Your mother wears army boots.
Poster1: Your mother loves Gord Ash.
Poster2: Your mother IS Gord Ash.
Poster1: JP rules.
Poster2: JP sucks.
Poster1: JP! JP! JP!
Poster2: Moron! Moron! Moron!
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