Much like an Indonesian tsunami, the great and Immortal JD Beans has come surging back to fanhome.com!!!! (((( STANDS AND DOFFS CAP TO WILDLY CHEERING FANS))))))
Ladies and gentleman, we are all on the cusp of something truly amazing! The Red Sox are two time world series champions in the past 4 years, the Patriots have about as much chance of losing the Super bowl as Rush Limbaugh does of losing 70 pounds! The Celtics are now 10-1 and making the rest of the NBA look like a total joke.....((( CHUCKLES HEARTILY))))
Now that brings us to the Bruins....As of now the Bruins look like a mild contender. However my fans, much like Beans, the Bruins will soon be an immortal, ferociously courageous warrior that will tear apart all competition ((((BEANS PUTS ON GRIZZLY BEAR MASK AND ROARS WILDLY)))))))))
Come January the Bruins will be the top team in the NHL and much like the New York Yankees they won't collapse like a fat man going for a jog!!!
Good day my fans and it's glorious to be back to fanhome!
- THE RETURN OF BEANS-