The patient's ALIVE! They used the paddles on them, and it worked. Or, in other words, we stuck a fork in the team, and all they did was yell "OUCH"!
Let's face it. Jackass, myself, and the other "pessimists" (though we consider ourselves "realists") are not getting enough credit around here. All season long, when we have bashed and whined about the team, the team has responded and ripped off some wins. As I've written before, you should HOPE that we continue to bemoan the Rockies' plight, because it seems to work.
The early demise of this team has been greatly exaggerated. We are IN IT!
(and, with that ray of sunshine coming from me, watch them struggle on this roadtrip. It's just the way things work, lol.)
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