"They're probably being bought by federal prosecutors who want 'Exhibit A' to be what Barry looked like twenty years and three hat sizes ago."
Good luck with that forensic approach. Over my lifetime I can recall 20 year BEFORE and AFTER photographic images of the likes of: Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Ingrid Bergman, Larraine Day, Diana Dors and Rosemary Clooney on the distaff side; and Babe Ruth, Bobby Cox, Joe Piniella, Don Zimmer, Al Gore, John Wayne on the male side.
Even lean, lanky Ted Williams went from 175 pounds to 215-220 pounds over the course of 2+ decades as middle age asserted itself.
As to hat size, leave it to the haberdashers ... is Al Gore on steroids??? Look at THAT head!
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